Girlfriend behavior.... I found this pretty interesting so I decided to post it.
Strange things about women that you would never think of. Once a woman is comfortable with you there is no telling what weird habits she has up her sleeve.
In a previous relationship my girlfriend was a neat freak, but inside her dresser drawers her clothes were just stuffed inside unfolded.
What's the weirdest thing that your girl does?
I'm sitting here at the computer looking at the "Lou Rawls" post just BS-ing and I look over at her. She seems to be busy with something so I leave her alone...shit, she wasn't fucking with me.
Anyway, I get up and get something to drink and I come back to see her coloring in a fucking coloring book! WTF! I mean, shit, I haven't colored in what...20 years. I am 28, she is 25. We don't have any kids. This shit is funny as hell. At least she was staying within the lines
She says she was just "Passing the time", she says it's therapeutic when she's bored....now she just got up and turned on the country music station and is dancing around
Man, what kind of tripped out things does your girl do?
1. This new chic likes to go in the clubs and not dance but she likes when them Jamaican dudes prance around the club...go figure...she's about to get dropped...
2. Watches "amazing race"
3. Just be happy her ass is at home...and not trying to head out to the club because she is bored...
4. All my girl do is watch cartoons......All day long she can watch this shyt. And there not the adult ones that i sometimes watch.......
5. Sorry playa, I don't see nothing wrong with that, find it kinda sexy. We all do or keep something from our childhood, some people still color, some watch cartoons, some play in a playground, etc. Maybe she is artistic, likes to look at different colors, likes to create, is creative, so don't be freak out by that. She is near you and not with another guy, clubin', sucking on another guy dick, so coloring is nothing, let her enjoy it. Why not join her, makes good foreplay, take advantage of it. Why you still on the damn computer!
6. My shorty is obsessed with Law & Order:SVU. I can understand it's entertaining and all, but she seems to have that car-wreck mentality (drops everything to watch) when it comes to the kinds of crimes on that show in particular. I know this b/c she don't watch the others as often.
Also on the list is playing puzzle games & RPGs on any of our video game systems and singing karaoke (we got a machine, it's that bad.)
On the flip side, my moms once collected happy meal toys from Mickey D's, but that ended after a few months. That's a whole other weird, b/c I'm damn near thirty by now, and this was like last year.
7. Listen dude, you have a happy, content woman there, so make sure you appreciate that and work hard to keep it that way. Never make fun of her little harmless quirks , she will be deeply hurt so i want you to actually go color with her sometime she will love that...
Be happy that she just wants to be around you even if you are doing nothing in particular...and always remember that there are always "other things " a young attractive woman could be doing and she knows it!
8. my chick makes up little songs and jingles for ANY FUCKIN THING YOU CAN IMAGINE...she got me doin it sometimes, i gotta catch myself.
9. Im single now but my ex use to sleep with a teddy bear AND suck her finger at 19 yrs old.
10. mine cute pics out of fashion mags and designs lil outfits.. (fashion school fantasy I guess)
11. Mine is a fanatic about her hair. Washing it all the time, Putting all these different moisturizers (sp?) and vitamins, and conditioners. I think I'm going to have her committed after a while. Its a daily thing.
12. my shorty doesn't return my phone calls or emails. she moved and didn't let me know. that's strange
Shorty & her friends play the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon type game, with any movie actors. So her girl will call and say give two actors, and then it breaks down like . . .
Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura was in "Predator" with Carl Weathers, who played boxer Apollo Creed in the "Rocky" movies, which starred Sylvester Stallone, who starred in "Judge Dredd" with Max von Sydow, who was in "Minority Report" with Tom Cruise, who was in "Days of Thunder" with Fred Thompson.
They do this in like minutes or less.
I of course don't play, because I lose. I don't know that many actors names offhand.
14. i hate that shit - mufuckas know every asshole who starred in some shitty movie but dont know who the fuckin secretary of defense is
15. my wife just turned into a clone of the shit i do. all the shit she used to try to stop me from doing( stop playing that damn xbox,stop eating spicy food ) she does now more then i EVER did. the only other thing i can think of is when she gets really bored she sometimes knits.
16. My Ex mastered DOA2 and Soul Calibur2 on PS2... shit was crazy... i was very good too but i had to try so damn hard to beat her and many times I could not! My Ex mastered DOA2 and Soul Calibur2 on PS2... shit was crazy... i was very good too but i had to try so damn hard to beat her and many times I could not!
17. I ain't trippin on it. I am just laughing. Neither of us is into the club scene...she likes to on occasion and I'll tag along. I tell her teh same thing with my videogames...at least I'm at home. The shit is creative and like you said, a way of holding onto your child side in a non-Michael Jackson
I am getting off the computer now. I don't consider that shit sexy so I won't be using it in foreplay
19. My current Ex had no hobbies and had no friends really. That equated to "Thin Line" cause she was always trying to see what I was doing. I told her she needed hobbies. She replied that I was her hobby / everything! Getting fucked while you're asleep and being awakened is cool but that shit gets old.
My new lady is an Ethiopian runner. We work out together. She got many hobbies and skills. I am still in the amazed phase with her. She takes interest in what I do and I do of what she does. But, she lets me be an independent Man regardless. So aint nothing wrong with that coloring book. Its kind of cool actually.
20. Man you should enjoy her for she is at least doing little things like that to keep from getting bored. My thought to you is that you should, when you see her doing things like that, stop your bullshit and spend a little time with her! You'll both enjoy each other more! Take the advice of an old (soon to be 52) man! What I'm saying is that these pictures are great, but you can't fuck these pictures! You need some interaction with your lady and you can look on the internet later!
21. Yeah... i feel you dog, my lady has her idiosyncrisies also...lots of times i just laugh it off...shit, like playas are saying in this post atleast she right here in my face and not up in the club or all out in the street
for serious though...break ya self out that restless nights when she not around shit, trust...i went through that wit my Ex lady had to break that shit quick!!!
22. By this reply...you actually have me still believing that there are emotionally distraught women out there who just need to be fucked and told to leave...lol
23. My shorty is obsessed with Law & Order:SVU. I can understand it's entertaining and all, but she seems to have that car-wreck mentality (drops everything to watch) when it comes to the kinds of crimes on that show in particular. I know this b/c she don't watch the others as often.
24. I bet she was mad as hell after seeing that one episode where,just as the jury
was about to announce the verdict on that professor who was accused of raping a student,the screen faded out just after the foreperson said"We find the
defendant."(screen fades out)..i was like "..the HELL???"
25. My gf....hard to describe...is a big kid basically. She can joke about anything, she may dance around, jumps on me/wrestles me. Tonight we played video games (she claims to have beat mario and pac man and bubble booble..i couldn't do that), had some doughnuts, did a lil christmas shopping. We play cards etc.. Sometimes she'll even watch some cartoon network with me (she loves Boomerang). So I may have you beat bru...I appreciate my girl tho. Glad to see u do too.